Archive for July, 2006

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Tuesday, July 11th, 2006

In the spirit of public service, I am reposting something here that is essential as you go about your life. I got it from the web, of course. I dint made it up. It’s not a joke either since from the looks of it, it is well researched. Read on:

10 THINGS YOU’LL WISH YOU DIDN’T KNOW

1. During an hour’s swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/2 litre of urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

3. An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. 

7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples’ anal gases. 

10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces.


sure wouldnt hurt to wash your hands, eh? But I do wonder why there is a higher incidence in women regarding entries numbered 5 and 6. Damn almost 50% more. Wahehe

paypal on my mind

Monday, July 10th, 2006

If you are a netizen, then you know something about Paypal. It’s some sort of net currency where you make and receive payment. Anyway, that’s for people who don’t have credit cards and well those who have and happen to live… well, in the Philippines. See, there are merchants who won’t accept credit cards issued here notwithstanding the Visa or Mastercard leverage.

Am just pissed a bit. There are some work that I have to pass because Paypal is not available here in the P.I.

Which reminded me some stuff I want to do. Blogging for an Xbox site. They used to shell 500 bucks for a month’s worth of posts and that would be a piece of cake since I like to play.

But the thing is. I don’t own a fuckin console. It’s a requirement and if I have to pass, I’d have to buy.

How much is the Xbox 360?

Php22,000

what a life.

headline!

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006

One-third of Philippines homes have no toilets DoH chief   
            
            
            by Agence France-Presse

and pray tell where do they shit. lol

X-men

Monday, July 3rd, 2006

(the place is dark and the Lagarista may still be running for the other half of the reel. and…)

Voice: Are you alone?

Chris: Oh, syeeeet.
                   Yeah. I am.
                    Where are those wackos?

(the voice have hands and brushed Chris’ arms.)

Voice: Pwede ka?

Chris: Po?
                   Waaa. This is my nightmare come alive.

Voice: Type kita eh.

(Pyro blasted a whole bright light around the theater)

Chris: Big hands to strangle me with, plus looks that could sink a thousand ships.
                  Katatapos lang po, wala na kayong mapipiga.

Voice: How old are you?
Chris: 87
Voice: Really? San ka nag-aaral?

Chris: Jeez, can’t he take a hint? …
          But one must own it, the dude knows how to flatter. Lol I finished school 5 years ago.

          Yes and as a matter that’s as  old as I could get. I am dying this year.                            HIV, yes?

Voice: trailed off…

Bomber: You talkin by yourself?

Chris: Duh.

Bomber: Wasn’t Storm’s spin awesome?