X-men
(the place is dark and the Lagarista may still be running for the other half of the reel. and…)
Voice: Are you alone?
Chris: Oh, syeeeet.
Yeah. I am.
Where are those wackos?
(the voice have hands and brushed Chris’ arms.)
Voice: Pwede ka?
Chris: Po?
Waaa. This is my nightmare come alive.
Voice: Type kita eh.
(Pyro blasted a whole bright light around the theater)
Chris: Big hands to strangle me with, plus looks that could sink a thousand ships.
Katatapos lang po, wala na kayong mapipiga.
Voice: How old are you?
Chris: 87
Voice: Really? San ka nag-aaral?
Chris: Jeez, can’t he take a hint? …
But one must own it, the dude knows how to flatter. Lol I finished school 5 years ago.
Yes and as a matter that’s as old as I could get. I am dying this year. HIV, yes?
Voice: trailed off…
Bomber: You talkin by yourself?
Chris: Duh.
Bomber: Wasn’t Storm’s spin awesome?
